Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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