ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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