Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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