If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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