hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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