is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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