windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do vagina's smell?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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