So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
why is half of my head shaved?
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