Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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