how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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