We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
