I wanna passion pit in your ass
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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