I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...