My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my being single is dangerous.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?