at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.