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(740): View more from Ohio

at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!

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(316): View more from Kansas

how do we leave politely?

(1-316): View more from Kansas

Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?

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(214): View more from Texas

They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

(972): View more from Texas

How awkward

(214): View more from Texas

Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(937): View more from Ohio

It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.

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(616): View more from Michigan

His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma

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(720): View more from Colorado

You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.

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