people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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