awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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