she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She bit a glass in half.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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