If that was your dad, he is hot
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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