i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I need you to use more vowels.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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