batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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