8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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