if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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