I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
