Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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