Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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