hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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