I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize