apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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