Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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