Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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