I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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