what if every blade of grass was a penis?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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