So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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