ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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