what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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