she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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