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id be glad to

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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.

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That's the thing about women.

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(714): View more from California

I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

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(831): View more from California

No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?

(815): View more from Illinois

Quite the contrary. Sophistication.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason

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(310): View more from California

How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?

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