used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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