I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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