Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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