I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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