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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Nah, we all need something.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

how was your night?

(212): View more from New York

well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?

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(970): View more from Colorado

the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day

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(845): View more from New York

New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

What kind of costume was that supposed to be??

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm an orgasm trader!

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays

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