And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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