But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Someone signed my nipple.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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