He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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