Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
