he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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