doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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