Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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