you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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well thats most unfortunate, darling. I am from and reside in the great state of Texas
what the fuck? why is everyone talking about "dainty" penises? that shits messed up... no guy should prefer the term dainty over small. but whatever, small penises are good for one thing: they make girls laugh. and yeah for the record, the guys with the biggest dicks are less cocky. and i have true, hard evidence to support that claim.
OMG I'm pretty sure you are talking about my ex hahahahahahha
id love to find someone with true feelings like you girls
hahaha this has happened to me too. big muscular football player, every other part of his body is perfect. too bad i found out he takes steroids the hard way
Sounds small to me 6:44
haha you baby dick loser i bet my litte 8 yr old brother has a bigger dick than you ha meat runs in this family!!!!
If you have a small cock, but are a good guy, you will find someone who wants to be with you. (Please get great at oral, though.) If you have a great sized penis but are an asshole... well, you might get laid, but good luck finding someone to tolerate you for long. (I know, I know, you all think you'll be douchey frat boys forever, but eventually, you'll want a good woman to stick around.)
It's okay, I've got a small one too. Small limp, not even 5" hard.
1032, it's hard for us underdeveloped folk, ain't it?
Men with short/dainty/small penises need to learn to do other things exceptionally well. No exceptions.
hey 3:42 i had 10:32 first. back off bitch
Top of the Empire State Building tomorrow at noon. Good for you? Swear I'm not fugly. Any other requirements?
i have a 7 1/2 inch penis, know how to make a girl climax, athletic body, junior in college, rich, and handsome. hello ladies
probably less than 4 hard....definitely a grower but not by much...and he had the balls to go along with it
oi - not a dumpster - they take that shit with em, thank you very much. That is the joy of condoms.
oh, but they never are (humble, that is)
haahahahaaahhaaahh guys with little dicks are 99% useless
it was the whole point of the joke 8:56. obviously not interested in fucking random chicks online. i have, however had a roundtrip ticket to skeezerville a long time ago, if you must know
omg the guy its about is soooo egotistical. he has a big ass head...in the wrong spot obviously bc if it was right he wouldnt be on here lol. those are the worst kind of guys. little do they know...all girls do is talk about how lame they are
with my smaller penis more girls are willing to let me fuck their bum, good on me!
hahaha i aim to please, and won't let you down lol
sweet dreams mr texas ;)
the minatures never are
Haha, I feel like I've said something similar to this before.
Wow, why are people so hostile? And obsessed with dicks? Haha
it's always a shame.....guys that are so hot on the outside...and nakey are just scary as hell
does this guy happen to be from either stamford or trumbull by any chance?
So what's the bare minimum to qualify as usuable, anyway? Is there a general consensus on that?
its bad enough hes on blast here...wont be sharing any names lol
I know that guy I'm pretty sure I do... the smaller the penis (if that's what they wanna call it) the bigger the dick head...
10:32 am aww i would fuck you, those girls probably have loose vaginas
If your a girl bitchin about a small dick you better have fucking gigantic boobs, you can get surgery to get bigger, guy's can't
8:42 im living the dream ;)
8:10, 7:52 here. tell me the time and place babe (i do have a screening process though, so if you're fugly, it won't fly)
Plenty of girls with little to no tits
Nah, I'm new in this convo- I'm from Tx... but definitely had the SAME thing happen to me. Guy was stuck up and so so so cocky...
hahahaha i sure hope i am. where in ct, that will help
5:58 needs to rethink it. penis and boob size are totally different.
i recently fucked a guy with a tiny penis, it was still great sex. you'd have to have a loose vagina to not be able to feel it.
Jonah Falcon has a world record 13.5" penis when erect
haha must be about meathball
i hate that moment of disappointment when you realize its not just a little below average, its actually just really small.
She could smuggle a baseball in that thing...
Ohh yeah, I mean... he would make fun of me for "flaws" I don't even have. He just made up stuff to make himself seem better or too good for me. Then I got in his pants one day... and I just laughed.
^ awe thats so sad...
ewww tiny pricks just no
when we say everything is bigger and better in Texas, we mean everything ;)
are you the one with the 8incher
I'd think the same about my boyfriend. And no, I don't have a loose vagina. He's the only guy I've slept with, and he's even told me I'm pretty small. But seriously, a girl can tell when it's below average. Although small is not necessarily a bad thing.
nope...first name starts with an s lol
oh 8:14 you're so dishonest.
Amen 7:46!! Thick and long is best :) Don't let anyone fool you: size matters AND it's how you use it. It's not an either/or thing.
who the fuck says "penii"? if youre trying to go for the latin it's "penes"
It is a reverse ratio that is ever-present in society today. Say your cock aura adds up to 100. For the normal male, physical and metaphorical would be 50-50. For those with these "dainty" penii, it's usually 40-60, 30-70, 80-20, etc. in favor of the metaphorical cock, or a quality we call "cockiness." The reverse is true for males with large genitalia.
your all a bunch of selfish sluts, nothing wrong with having a tiny penis - god can't bless everybody
5:40 - why so cocky?
you're not creepy?...you called it sexual intercourse...that's a one way ticket to skeezer-ville if you ask me
ive got 12:22 beat. I was teaching swim lessons to 8-10yr olds i was showering off after hear buncha kids laughing i turn around its about 6 of the kids laughing at my penis saying they were bigger.... i looked down 6 of the kids i teach were they told all the kids in the class all the lifegaurds their parents everything i lived in a town of 400 people it was my senior yr of HS.
ya and also the avg depth of a vagina is only 5-8inches so for all you guys blabbing on about how big your dick is, it doesnt even matter!! you could have a 12 inch dick and still only get 8 inches of it in there! and if you go any further itll just cause pain... which makes you less enjoyable to have sex with than the average sized man!
Yeah, what is with that? All that talk and then BOOM POW! small penis alert!
but i'd rather a guy had a big one then a small one
5:58: So? Having tiny tits has nothing to do with having a tiny cock. I don't stick my boobs in you to make you feel good.
How many inches are we talking here?
i like your style 8:15. are you from connecticut (im simply guessing since its the area code of this text)
don't be a hater. i know my shit's big and i don't need to broadcast a measurement to prove it.
well thats no fun. i hear everythings bigger in texas, but girls are prettier in connecticut =0)
not according to texas
Holy crap, this shit gets posted, but anything even remotely intelligible brings up an error?!
im still laughing at the asshole who said "penii".
i agree...but if a guys a solid 9 and cant use it thats just as bad.
"My penis isn't small, she just has a HUGE vagina!"
TO LOOSE VAGINAS ***********
8:06...fail...major fail...epic fail...
Being on the receiving end quite often, I will be the first to say that the size of the penis doesn't always matter, it's how it's used. But guys, please - if you're big, you still need technique. And foreplay.
i'm lonely, someone should talk to me on aim
i was talking about my ex...but if youre from ct theres a good chance hes your ex too....lord knows how hes had so many gfs with a peen like that shit.
She told him to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. He had to fuck her 4 times and punch her in the mouth.
arrogant guys with small cocks are the worst
high five to 728 and 733.
if you have some girth its not that bad. but if you cant use it...its not even worth it.
nah, it was his dick. he needs to stop telling people about "encounters"
SMALL DICKS ARENT EVEN WORTH THE FUCK- INSECURED BOYS ALWAYS RESORT TO A LOOSE VAGINAS 2- HOW SAD THAT U CANT JUST FESS UP N SAY HEY I HAVE A SMALL DICK !!!! INSTEAD OF BLAMING OTHERS FOR UR SHORT CUMMINGS- LOL
there is nothing worse than a small penis. ugh. men with small penises should just die
1032 marry me anyway
i just took a giant shit while reading this. i feel much better now
I didn't say there was anything wrong with a small or dainty cock. I just said you need to do other things very very very well. Also: 5:55? It's not a race and there are no points awarded for fast and efficient. Douchebag.
Hello, I believe I am the fellow about whom this text message was written. I like to describe my member as "dainty," as "small" is quite demeaning.
7:33 loving the jeff foxworthy quote
it has less to do with the length of the penis than the girth. you can have an 8 inch pencil and it will do nothing for me. most of the nerve endings are in the first couple of cm entering the vagina. so if you have a 4 inch penis but its thick enough then that'll do. however, think AND long is always best :)
iTo use the extremely lame cliche "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean" only "it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat." If the guy discusses his penis and its size while out in public, it's probably small.
As long as he gets off who cares how small it is?
what did you do, go to the mirror and measure your shit? average is like 5 or 6 inches, so if youre just under 8 take a wild guess.
wow youre a dirty slut.
i know exactly what you mean!!
something about a decent size penis that is crooked doesnt sound too appealing 117
that's a little cocky for someone who prob has a small penis to begin with jackass
im still waiting for 753
5:55, are you saying that larger guys aren't cocky? bwahaha
are his initials cb?
6.5 in. gets the job done for me.
whats their 1% usefulness for?
believe me it was tiny.
i think every girl/boy does lol
And when I say 80-20, I mean 20-80. Just for consistency.
I dunno, maybe the girl who didn't get off because she couldn't feel anything, save for the pathetic dribble at his "climax."
I'm a sex machine. Small, fast, and efficient.
I have had Large to the point of past the bellybutton to small as in WTF? It's all in the presentation and intention. The biggest guy can be impressive, but the smallest can be the modt sincere, and sincerity is a definite turn-on
BAHaha! You're talking about my ex. Seriously.
7:34 im from texas Tx too. want to have sexual intercourse? i will please you with my well sized penis
ps: i am not creepy
8:24, anything is possible
I may not hit bottom but I can sure bust the sides out that tuna can
Is 7 3/4" a good size?
agreed, receiving cum dumpster
5:22 I've tried that on a girl, except with a softball. It got halfway. It was gross but did create kind of a legacy in my frat...
Firstly, ladies want a nice sized cock, its true, but if you junk is a monster 9in and thick to boot, you'll just wind up hurting most chicks when you starting hitting pelvis or they start bleeding from being ripped open...Secondly, as a dude, you simply have to know how to use your penis when having sex (i.e. If you know what you are doing/what positions work best for you then you'll please her every night)
i'll be the judge of that.
Larger guys are only as cocky as we can rightfully be with people who know we can back it up... usually. If you're hanging around in bars or frat houses, you're gonna get cocky douchecrusts no matter what.
i thought the 8:06 post was going to end in a bell-end or something.
Sure, if you mean soft.
And if you're smaller. Please, please use a smaller condom? There is nothing more traumatic than having to fish a lost condom out of your lady bits (plus, no quicker way for the dude to get his ass dumped)...
how about 6 inches long and 4 inches wide?
6:18. It's a joke, son. Haw haw haw. Sex Machine, ideal machines are ...
oh fuck it. Nevermind.
605, how small was it?
i have an extremly small and skinny cock. i have had girls tell me that they cant feel a thing and there is nothn i can do about it. worst part is im good looking so i get laid and its all over campus that i have a childs penis
I'm a sixer with a rather intruiging left twist kinda thing. It's straight but does a half spin. I like to think I'm athletic!
i'm sorry but i'd fuck a girl before i'd fuck a small and dainty penis
hahahahaha nope...close tho
or maybe you should be more humble with your monster vagina
i need me a hot Texas boy like 8:23
its not small, its tactical.
8:21, perhaps i am, but you'll never know
Dainty, huh? Golly, that right there sure is manly, I tell you what.
hahahahahaha i think you are talking about my exboyfriend here...
don't ever let a girl tell you size doesn't matter!! it does!!!! we girls talk about these kinds of things with each other.. who wants to tell their girlfriends that their new man has a 3 inch ween? bahaha.
wow i know just what you mean.