you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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If you have a small cock, but are a good guy, you will find someone who wants to be with you. (Please get great at oral, though.) If you have a great sized penis but are an asshole... well, you might get laid, but good luck finding someone to tolerate you for long. (I know, I know, you all think you'll be douchey frat boys forever, but eventually, you'll want a good woman to stick around.)
well thats most unfortunate, darling. I am from and reside in the great state of Texas
OMG I'm pretty sure you are talking about my ex hahahahahahha
It's okay, I've got a small one too. Small limp, not even 5" hard.
id love to find someone with true feelings like you girls
what the fuck? why is everyone talking about "dainty" penises? that shits messed up... no guy should prefer the term dainty over small. but whatever, small penises are good for one thing: they make girls laugh. and yeah for the record, the guys with the biggest dicks are less cocky. and i have true, hard evidence to support that claim.
Sounds small to me 6:44
haha you baby dick loser i bet my litte 8 yr old brother has a bigger dick than you ha meat runs in this family!!!!
probably less than 4 hard....definitely a grower but not by much...and he had the balls to go along with it
So what's the bare minimum to qualify as usuable, anyway? Is there a general consensus on that?
1032, it's hard for us underdeveloped folk, ain't it?
hahaha this has happened to me too. big muscular football player, every other part of his body is perfect. too bad i found out he takes steroids the hard way
oh, but they never are (humble, that is)
hey 3:42 i had 10:32 first. back off bitch
i have a 7 1/2 inch penis, know how to make a girl climax, athletic body, junior in college, rich, and handsome. hello ladies
Men with short/dainty/small penises need to learn to do other things exceptionally well. No exceptions.
i recently fucked a guy with a tiny penis, it was still great sex. you'd have to have a loose vagina to not be able to feel it.
Top of the Empire State Building tomorrow at noon. Good for you? Swear I'm not fugly. Any other requirements?
oi - not a dumpster - they take that shit with em, thank you very much. That is the joy of condoms.
Being on the receiving end quite often, I will be the first to say that the size of the penis doesn't always matter, it's how it's used. But guys, please - if you're big, you still need technique. And foreplay.
Haha, I feel like I've said something similar to this before.
Wow, why are people so hostile? And obsessed with dicks? Haha
omg the guy its about is soooo egotistical. he has a big ass head...in the wrong spot obviously bc if it was right he wouldnt be on here lol. those are the worst kind of guys. little do they know...all girls do is talk about how lame they are
with my smaller penis more girls are willing to let me fuck their bum, good on me!
it was the whole point of the joke 8:56. obviously not interested in fucking random chicks online. i have, however had a roundtrip ticket to skeezerville a long time ago, if you must know
haahahahaaahhaaahh guys with little dicks are 99% useless
I know that guy I'm pretty sure I do... the smaller the penis (if that's what they wanna call it) the bigger the dick head...
hahaha i aim to please, and won't let you down lol
8:10, 7:52 here. tell me the time and place babe (i do have a screening process though, so if you're fugly, it won't fly)
8:42 im living the dream ;)
sweet dreams mr texas ;)
its bad enough hes on blast here...wont be sharing any names lol
the minatures never are
nope...first name starts with an s lol
10:32 am aww i would fuck you, those girls probably have loose vaginas
Jonah Falcon has a world record 13.5" penis when erect
Nah, I'm new in this convo- I'm from Tx... but definitely had the SAME thing happen to me. Guy was stuck up and so so so cocky...
it's always a shame.....guys that are so hot on the outside...and nakey are just scary as hell
i hate that moment of disappointment when you realize its not just a little below average, its actually just really small.
Plenty of girls with little to no tits
It is a reverse ratio that is ever-present in society today. Say your cock aura adds up to 100. For the normal male, physical and metaphorical would be 50-50. For those with these "dainty" penii, it's usually 40-60, 30-70, 80-20, etc. in favor of the metaphorical cock, or a quality we call "cockiness." The reverse is true for males with large genitalia.
If your a girl bitchin about a small dick you better have fucking gigantic boobs, you can get surgery to get bigger, guy's can't
does this guy happen to be from either stamford or trumbull by any chance?
haha must be about meathball
hahahaha i sure hope i am. where in ct, that will help
^ awe thats so sad...
ya and also the avg depth of a vagina is only 5-8inches so for all you guys blabbing on about how big your dick is, it doesnt even matter!! you could have a 12 inch dick and still only get 8 inches of it in there! and if you go any further itll just cause pain... which makes you less enjoyable to have sex with than the average sized man!
She could smuggle a baseball in that thing...
ewww tiny pricks just no
5:58: So? Having tiny tits has nothing to do with having a tiny cock. I don't stick my boobs in you to make you feel good.
nah, it was his dick. he needs to stop telling people about "encounters"
well thats no fun. i hear everythings bigger in texas, but girls are prettier in connecticut =0)
are you the one with the 8incher
5:58 needs to rethink it. penis and boob size are totally different.
How many inches are we talking here?
I'd think the same about my boyfriend. And no, I don't have a loose vagina. He's the only guy I've slept with, and he's even told me I'm pretty small. But seriously, a girl can tell when it's below average. Although small is not necessarily a bad thing.
when we say everything is bigger and better in Texas, we mean everything ;)
oh 8:14 you're so dishonest.
who the fuck says "penii"? if youre trying to go for the latin it's "penes"
ive got 12:22 beat. I was teaching swim lessons to 8-10yr olds i was showering off after hear buncha kids laughing i turn around its about 6 of the kids laughing at my penis saying they were bigger.... i looked down 6 of the kids i teach were they told all the kids in the class all the lifegaurds their parents everything i lived in a town of 400 people it was my senior yr of HS.
Holy crap, this shit gets posted, but anything even remotely intelligible brings up an error?!
high five to 728 and 733.
don't be a hater. i know my shit's big and i don't need to broadcast a measurement to prove it.
i like your style 8:15. are you from connecticut (im simply guessing since its the area code of this text)
5:40 - why so cocky?
you're not creepy?...you called it sexual intercourse...that's a one way ticket to skeezer-ville if you ask me
Ohh yeah, I mean... he would make fun of me for "flaws" I don't even have. He just made up stuff to make himself seem better or too good for me. Then I got in his pants one day... and I just laughed.
Amen 7:46!! Thick and long is best :) Don't let anyone fool you: size matters AND it's how you use it. It's not an either/or thing.
im still laughing at the asshole who said "penii".
i'm lonely, someone should talk to me on aim
i agree...but if a guys a solid 9 and cant use it thats just as bad.
but i'd rather a guy had a big one then a small one
wow youre a dirty slut.
TO LOOSE VAGINAS ***********
8:06...fail...major fail...epic fail...
As long as he gets off who cares how small it is?
Yeah, what is with that? All that talk and then BOOM POW! small penis alert!
i was talking about my ex...but if youre from ct theres a good chance hes your ex too....lord knows how hes had so many gfs with a peen like that shit.
"My penis isn't small, she just has a HUGE vagina!"
it has less to do with the length of the penis than the girth. you can have an 8 inch pencil and it will do nothing for me. most of the nerve endings are in the first couple of cm entering the vagina. so if you have a 4 inch penis but its thick enough then that'll do. however, think AND long is always best :)
if you have some girth its not that bad. but if you cant use it...its not even worth it.
are his initials cb?
SMALL DICKS ARENT EVEN WORTH THE FUCK- INSECURED BOYS ALWAYS RESORT TO A LOOSE VAGINAS 2- HOW SAD THAT U CANT JUST FESS UP N SAY HEY I HAVE A SMALL DICK !!!! INSTEAD OF BLAMING OTHERS FOR UR SHORT CUMMINGS- LOL
i'll be the judge of that.
And when I say 80-20, I mean 20-80. Just for consistency.
7:34 im from texas Tx too. want to have sexual intercourse? i will please you with my well sized penis
ps: i am not creepy
something about a decent size penis that is crooked doesnt sound too appealing 117
arrogant guys with small cocks are the worst
there is nothing worse than a small penis. ugh. men with small penises should just die
your all a bunch of selfish sluts, nothing wrong with having a tiny penis - god can't bless everybody
1032 marry me anyway
not according to texas
i just took a giant shit while reading this. i feel much better now
i thought the 8:06 post was going to end in a bell-end or something.
that's a little cocky for someone who prob has a small penis to begin with jackass
iTo use the extremely lame cliche "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean" only "it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat." If the guy discusses his penis and its size while out in public, it's probably small.
i know exactly what you mean!!
She told him to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. He had to fuck her 4 times and punch her in the mouth.
im still waiting for 753
Hello, I believe I am the fellow about whom this text message was written. I like to describe my member as "dainty," as "small" is quite demeaning.
believe me it was tiny.
what did you do, go to the mirror and measure your shit? average is like 5 or 6 inches, so if youre just under 8 take a wild guess.
I'm a sex machine. Small, fast, and efficient.
7:33 loving the jeff foxworthy quote
whats their 1% usefulness for?
i think every girl/boy does lol
I didn't say there was anything wrong with a small or dainty cock. I just said you need to do other things very very very well. Also: 5:55? It's not a race and there are no points awarded for fast and efficient. Douchebag.
agreed, receiving cum dumpster
5:22 I've tried that on a girl, except with a softball. It got halfway. It was gross but did create kind of a legacy in my frat...
6.5 in. gets the job done for me.
BAHaha! You're talking about my ex. Seriously.
I dunno, maybe the girl who didn't get off because she couldn't feel anything, save for the pathetic dribble at his "climax."
6:18. It's a joke, son. Haw haw haw. Sex Machine, ideal machines are ...
oh fuck it. Nevermind.
I have had Large to the point of past the bellybutton to small as in WTF? It's all in the presentation and intention. The biggest guy can be impressive, but the smallest can be the modt sincere, and sincerity is a definite turn-on
I may not hit bottom but I can sure bust the sides out that tuna can
I'm a sixer with a rather intruiging left twist kinda thing. It's straight but does a half spin. I like to think I'm athletic!
And if you're smaller. Please, please use a smaller condom? There is nothing more traumatic than having to fish a lost condom out of your lady bits (plus, no quicker way for the dude to get his ass dumped)...
Is 7 3/4" a good size?
i'm sorry but i'd fuck a girl before i'd fuck a small and dainty penis
5:55, are you saying that larger guys aren't cocky? bwahaha
Firstly, ladies want a nice sized cock, its true, but if you junk is a monster 9in and thick to boot, you'll just wind up hurting most chicks when you starting hitting pelvis or they start bleeding from being ripped open...Secondly, as a dude, you simply have to know how to use your penis when having sex (i.e. If you know what you are doing/what positions work best for you then you'll please her every night)
Larger guys are only as cocky as we can rightfully be with people who know we can back it up... usually. If you're hanging around in bars or frat houses, you're gonna get cocky douchecrusts no matter what.
8:24, anything is possible
how about 6 inches long and 4 inches wide?
i have an extremly small and skinny cock. i have had girls tell me that they cant feel a thing and there is nothn i can do about it. worst part is im good looking so i get laid and its all over campus that i have a childs penis
hahahahaha nope...close tho
605, how small was it?
8:21, perhaps i am, but you'll never know
Sure, if you mean soft.
or maybe you should be more humble with your monster vagina
Dainty, huh? Golly, that right there sure is manly, I tell you what.
i need me a hot Texas boy like 8:23
its not small, its tactical.
wow i know just what you mean.
hahahahahaha i think you are talking about my exboyfriend here...
don't ever let a girl tell you size doesn't matter!! it does!!!! we girls talk about these kinds of things with each other.. who wants to tell their girlfriends that their new man has a 3 inch ween? bahaha.