corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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