why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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