We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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