guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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