i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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This is obviously fake, dogs only eat spaghetti with other dogs!
Sure. Let's say "spaghetti" and "chest" instead of peanut butter and vagina..
haha.. motorboat doggiestyle.. visualize THAT. ----What the fuck is "The Internet gods believe your comment is spam" error?
certain words/phrases trigger that message
I see... the 'internet gods' are clearly broken
I can only imagine how much more disturbing that would be if the op was a chick
must be the poster child for "bestiality"
Total fake. Dogs stopped eating spaghetti a long time ago.
i'm going to slap myself real quick for instantly hoping OP is a female
In Soviet Russia dog wake up to you eating spagetti off his chest!