Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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I'm from Alabama and I think it's fucked. I can take some of the jokes, but I don't fuck family members and we have the same kind of people as everyone else. We have vegan restaurants and we have a starbucks every couple of miles just like everywhere else.
There actually is one in Bham.
Thank you 12:24! I hate the freakin stereotype that Alabama gets! It pisses me off. Grow up people!
AL is also the birthplace of Jimmy Buffett, Charles Barkley, Harper Lee (if you ignorant Yankee assholes know who that is), Hank Williams, Lionel Richie, Condoleezza Rice, and Helen Keller to name a few.
I live in Florence Alabama. No vegans here !
Roll tide bitcheesssssss!!!!
There's always something to do in Orlando.
I mean, pickpocket tourists if you're really stuck.
damn i agree 100% but its cool that vegan restaurants are popping up all over the country
I live in Alabama and there's a vegan restaurant in my town...
AND... has the best football team in the nation... Which made your virgin golden bible boy CRY. So fuck you.
Yeah, Vegans are fucking everywhere. Even in Alabama, bitch. It's ridiculous the way people try and make Alabama sound stupid without even knowing anything about the state.
Also, my dad is an engineer at NASA, making triple digits. I'm sure half the people on here can't say that. And saying there is a high percentage of adults who don't graduate, you're saying that on this website? Really now? think about what website you're reading.
You fail. Mississippi has the highest obesity rate.
AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH, We eat what we want but we can't spell RESTAURANT, AMERICAAA, FUCK YEAHHH
11:31 your the kind of useless fucktard that can't even change a tire...... Stay away from Huntsville .... We don't need assclowns like you roaming around looking for vegan food.....
If you don't want to do something touristy, there really is NOT much to do in Orlando. The bar scene downtown sucks. Orlando as a city pretty much sucks overall though. Nothing but crappy housing divisions and strip malls and chain restaurants. Traffic I'd terrible, and all the highways are troll roads.
I agree with 7:47 though.
People are trying too hard to be funny and failing fast.
People that make fun of Alabama just wished they lived there.
Meat is murder. Tasty murder.
ROLL FUCKING TIDE!
Dude, Orlando kicks ass, what are you talking about? You obviously don't know what you're doing.
Grow up. You can't stereotype an entire state. You're ignorant, shut up. I'm from Alabama and I'm beyond tired of hearing people bash this state. I'm intelligent, I go to college, I don't have sex with my cousin, and it's not like we're freakin' Amish down here. We're just as civilized as any other state. And by the way, we might have the highest obesity rate, but that doesn't mean all of us are fat. It means we know how to cook.
Why is everyone so angry over what a vegan has to say?
Kind of dumb...I bet the person who said this has never even been to Alabama. No not everything is "fried"
Yeah, pretty sure Bottletree is a vegan venue. Streotype fail.
3:04 - what does that even mean? most of the pussys i know love meat.
Benching 205 is no shit to be proud of
Ya right Orlando is the shit
11:31 - I've BEEN to Huntsville Alabama, and calling it 'upscale' is laughable. An outdoor mall doesn't qualify the town as classy, I'm sorry.
As far as the food, unless you are ok with eating grass off the side of the road, there is nothing for a vegan. And anything that doesn't contain an animal is deep fried beyond recognition.
You people are fucking ignorant. That's all I can say. I live in Harvest, AL, which is also Huntsville, and it's the CITY. It is no different from any other city, except it MIGHT be cleaner. We don't have inbred people here, any more than there are in any other city. I hate it here, but that doesn't mean it's all these stereotypical things y'all are saying. Just because it has a high obesity rate doesn't mean shit. This area is overpopulated, of course there are fat asses. Also,
to October 20, 2009 4:42PM, there is one called The Golden Temple at 5-Points South in Birmingham. they serve vegetarian & vegan food. i am not vegetarian or vegan and i can say that quite a lot of what they have does not actually even taste like vegan food.
I love how everyone is defending Alabama. I'm from Alabama and I thought it was pretty funny
I'm a vegan and can bench over 205. go fuck yourselves if you think we're weak.
Well Orlando is a pretty shitty town.
Thanks, 9:44. Orlando is the best<3
as a vegan from alabama, it means that i grew up knowing how to both kick your ass and skin you when you make dumb vegan-pansy jokes.
and golden temple and bottletree suck as far as veg food goes. overpriced and it all tastes like shit.
You can't find something to do in Orlando? Riiiight....
and neither bottletree or golden temple are vegan.
Haha I know the feeling, unfortunately!
But you really don't need to have a college degree to grow cotton? Or raise cows? I'd like to think there are many jobs in Alabama that don't require a degree that aren't available or as popular in other states. And what does obesity have to do with anything? You can eat meat and not be obese.
9:48 is a barbarian. Seriously, broaden your mind and your taste buds.
i think this girl probably moved to utah!!!
I live in Huntsville, AL which is one of the biggest cities here, and we have vegan restaurants. Huntsville is actually a lot more upscale than a lot of places everywhere else in the country. People here still think that incest is NASTY. We also have some of the best schools in the country. You people are ignorant. Get a life.
Maybe Bob Jones is good, but not Sparkman.
So... Huntsville is upscale because they think incest is nasty? You know pretty much everywhere else in the country thinks that, right?
You know the mark of ignorance is boggotry. Hop off southerners. I never realized how uneducated and hateful the rest of the country was till I started reading Internet posts. None of you people have ever been in the real south or you wouldnt say shit like that about us. I prefer a place where you can trust your neighbor, everyone is polite and helpful, everyone can take care of their own damn self (even though their community would be proud to help out) and no one disrespects people we don't k
I live in Alabama and vegans are pussys
...not to mention the origin of Mardi Gras; is the object of the most widely recognized song in the world (that one by Lynrd Skynrd) and one of the most famous works of literature in the world (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Alabama has one of the highest rates of morbid obesity in the nation as well as one of the lowest percentiles of adults with college degrees. It's no stereotype, healthful and intelligent living is anathema to this state
Where are you from? I'd love to get the chance to make fun of every short falling in your community. But that would make me as ignorant and assuming as you...
well i think its funny
@12:24 You have Starbucks every couple miles? Get civilized and switch over to Peet's.
Finding a vegan restaurant in alabama is kinda like trying to find something to do in Alabama. Unless you like banging your cousin
Seriously you Alabama people make me fucking sick I hope you all go and rot
Oh, just because we have vegans here does not mean we don't hate them.
OK I am stationed in Alabama and I am vegan. Where is this vegan restaurant I hear exists?
Like trying to find someones parents that aren't related in Arkansas
Like trying to find a city boy who isn't biggoted.
I live in Alabama. I know of one.
Why would you be looking for a vegan resturant... gross
By which U mean you'll get cornholed and left in a ditch if you ask the locals?