Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This is the high leading the old right now
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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