I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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