Where is the hickey?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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