Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I touched a dick in church today
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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