i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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