whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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