she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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